Spring-Ford Middle School 8th Grade Center

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  I don't go to this school...*pauses for effect*...but I've drove past it and gosh darn it it's school-ish! Maybe even more school-ish than my school Arcola, but let's not go too far. I have a friend that's really short and she goes there. She has a cat. Cats sometimes give you the evil eye...but that's not why we're here. I must tell the enchanting legend of Sir Ford of Spring! I like the bricks and...um, the asphalt for the street. A kid wants to break their mothers back? BOOM! There are sidewalk cracks all over!!! And let's not forget about that air. This school offers high-quality oxygen. Your kid won't breathe in any carbon dioxide here! Tired of nasty teachers telling your kid to stop blinking during a test? Over at Spring-Ford we let students express their different blinking patterns throughout the day. The school even holds secret assembly's where students dress in dark robes and gather around a tomb stone to say poems in unison. YAY SPRING-FORD!
  By ANDREW CAUSAK, September 05, 2017

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